ASSOCIABLE PRESS: April 1, 2012
Following the huge success of their revision of Wonder Woman’s origins—first making her the daughter of the Greek god of philanderers, Zeus, and then “interpreting” Hippolyta and Amazons as rapists and baby-murderers—DC Comics announced at Emerald City Comicon today that they will soon reveal that Batman’s deceased parents, Thomas and Martha Wayne, were Nazi sympathizers during World War II. Asked about the change, representives of the firm of Didio, Johns, and Lee explained that “they simply didn’t think Batman was angry enough.” [Read the rest of the article here]
*dead of lol*